First things first, I’m going to moan (what else would I do!) about Cheryl Cole. In all honesty, I don’t care for her. She’s just.. whatever. Pig, lipstick, you know the analogy. So when I heard the news from Glamour, I just laughed it off. Puh-lease. Best dressed ? Remember when she looked like this ? Or this ? Bitch doesn’t deserve an award ! Here’s the top 10 (there are 50):

1. Cheryl Cole – pfft!
2. Kate Moss – fair enough
3. Victoria Beckham – far too hit & miss to be no.3
4. Alexa Chung - good taste, plus she started the Luella craze
5. Blake Lively – love her, but her fashion isn’t exactly memorable
6. Katy Perry – mmmkay..
7. Agyness Deyn – granted.
8. Katie Holmes – HAHAHA ! must be a belated April fool.
9. Rihanna – fair enough.
10. Rachel Bilson – yeah. someone remind me why she’s famous ?

Besides, these best dressed awards shouldn’t go to the celebs – they should go to their hard working team of stylists. Cheating celebrity f*ckers.

Anyway, I also heard today that people think Ed Westwick is fat. Er, in which warped world ?! Sure, he’s not ripped and toned, but I’m telling you… he’s all man. To be honest, I’d probably still find him attractive if he were Philip Seymour Hoffman size ! He is undeniably good looking. He even manages to look smooth when he’s dressed like a hobo. That is a gift, people.

Moving on, has anyone ever read those blind items in gossip magazines and nearly given themselves a headache trying to work out who it is ? Anyone ? Anyone at all ?.. Well I don’t care, because I’ve recently discovered the brillance that is the expose website. Forget Perez, forget TMZ, forget Heat. I love AGC. It’s pure brilliance. I spent ages wondering who the reshooting smoker was (heavily suspected Brad Pitt until Lainey nixed him)
Also, Ted Casablanca deserves a shout out. Not that anyone will hear it, no one seems to be reading this blog but me..

By the way, we call them fish fingers in the UK. Is that the difference between Brits and Americans ? Fingers and sticks ? Heh heh..